It’s not just shit, it’s turbo shit.
-Mark Goldbridge on last season’s points tally of 42
HAHA
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Bit of daydreaming here, but what would happen if they went down? Chance of them doing a Leeds or (more likely) they have enough money in the bank to claw their way back and permanently solidify themselves as a mid-table side at best?
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Dunno, but they’d probably be back up by the time I stopped laughing in 2029.
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He’s aiming for 65 points this year btw…
61 to go.
That’s only 20 wins and a draw!!
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I reckon he’s factoring in a new manager bounce in there. They’re due a sacking soon, it has almost been a full year!
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Funny, too, how they say “LB or LWB depending on our system by then”, as though they anticipate a change of system/manager soon?
And isn’t Mainoo halfway out of the door anyway?
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My guess is that Mainoo insisted on staying and fighting for his place because he expected Amorim to walk at some point this season. He doesn’t seem to be in Amorim’s plans but he very much seems to be in Man United’s, given that they sold Garnacho and only wanted to loan him to another club instead of selling him.
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And also funny on how easy they seem to think having a high quality left footed CB is.
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Utd have the best midfield there is, if you imagine it made up of players who don’t play for them
https://x.com/chinoutd/status/1966216128784642204?s=61&t=VxX1vHU3NOwwNhlbyICG-g
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‘hype Gravenberch like he’s the future’
Haha. He’s the present you muppets
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Well.
That’s that sorted then.
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While hyping players who don’t even play for his club. The irony…
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Gonna be a sad day when he meets his expected end. Firstly they can’t keep being this shit. Secondly the thread title will need changing 
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When he goes, Oh Please let his replacement be Russell Martin
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Southgate 
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We’ve sort of said that about 7 times now.
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Give it to Rooney. He has Utd DNA
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If it looks like they’re in serious danger of a relegation fight then I can see them going for Nuno.
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Q:
A:
No. No it isn’t.
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