The Man Utd thread (3)

A few evil tongues with little immagination will claim that the Heimskringla is not entirely 100 percent accurate, but I scoff at such fools. They don’t know better, have only heard that it may have been at times embelished, but have no evidence; where as in fact both Adam of Bremen and the Anglo Saxon Chronicles are almost entirely in synch with the Heimskringla regarding important historic events, meaning that it is likely quite accurate. This does of course include the promise to support Liverpool in the Saga of the Harald Fairhair; since this is obviously of historic importance.

Edit: To be fair, this particular saga also contains the best bit of all the sagas. In a little note in the 22nd stanza, where Harald and his men have traveled to England to watch Liverpool play (and harry a bit in Scotland, but whatever):
and after plundering in Scotland, they subdued Caithness and Sutherland, as far as Ekkjalsbakke. Earl Sigurd killed Melbridge Tooth, a Scotch earl, and hung his head to his stirrup-leather; but the calf of his leg were scratched by the teeth, which were sticking out from the head, and the wound caused inflammation in his leg, of which the earl died, and he was laid in a mound at Ekkjalsbakke.

Again, best part of the sagas, no doubt.

Big Sam is still available.

WTF is that dead bonsai in the foreground. They live outside ffs. And he trusts him to cut his hair?

Madness, just madness.

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Picture from this article which made me smile. I’m not even sure why, it’s just a little odd and strange.

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Ruben hearing the news that he has cost the canteen staff their jobs and the players will be required to bring their own lunch now.

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I’ve gotten a pretty big hard on after reading this thread.

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We were consistently the top team and the fall has definitely felt unprecedented.

Obviously too young to remember the early 1970s. Relegated six years after winning the European Cup.

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No way, I’m not letting them claim that. When they’re hours from going bust, then we can talk.

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I still think they can fix it. They aren’t totally broken, yet. Unfortunately.

The main thing they have got going for them is the 600-700M annual revenue. It’s ridiculous that this isn’t much, much smaller, but it points to the very long lag time that a period of success gives you in terms of trading off the name.

The money, by itself, won’t be enough, as we have seen with them for several cycles. But while the cash is still flowing, they have a chance to fix it.

Competent DOF. Competent manager. And they can be back in the CL quickly.

Hopefully nobody tells Sir Jim.

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Just saw a stat that said Rashford has now scored a goal for 3 different clubs since Utd won back to back games :rofl:

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You don’t live in Mauritius do you?

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I wish.

In case you’re wondering why I asked, there’s a poster on that Red Cafe thread name of Luffy who posted that the best football he had ever seen in the Premier League was played by Roy Evans’ Liverpool team. He gives his location as Mauritius.

Hardly surprising, but his post wasn’t well received.

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That’s elite level trolling right there.

I saw that.

Did lol.

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Never a truer word spoken…

Yup, ten on ten. Would lol again.

By the way, you could power the entire nation of Lesotho with the steam coming off the boiled piss over on’t Caf.

They’re convinced we’re the jammiest team of all time and that Wirtz is an expensive flop and that Slot is nothing but a bumbling “lucky general”

It’s glorious. If they get hammered by Chelsea today, you’ll be able to see my stiffy from space.

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