The Man Utd thread (3)

Ooooohhh, Matron!!

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Give Amorim a life time contract there with United.

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Chelsea playing the long game by throwing Amorim a lifeline

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That blokes only 4 games away from a haircut again.

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Has to go through Anfield to get his haircut though.

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Might show up then… probably the other 3 they have more concerns about.

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And as sure as night follows day…

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We found the key to Amorim’s system finally clicking…have a man advantage over a team whose best player also limped off early.

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it’s like fergy’s system. Except that fergy had the referees as the extra man

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I did like the stat that they’ve only won in the league at Old Trafford under him against recently relegated/promoted teams and teams who have had a goalie sent off

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With the Pope’s blessing, I would think :roll_eyes:

Nick Pope?

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Papal bull? More like…fucken…Papal bullshit…or sumthin…

tssssss…

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I’m starting to feel like things are different this time. The old Yanited would have got carried away, but not anymore…

Those days are over.

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Away to Brentford next.

They should win that

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Way too performative is Goldbridge nowadays. But he’s making money out of united misery.

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Yeah almost certainly not a Man U fan

Probably has Stockholm syndrome now having spent so much time fixated on United.

He’s a United fan now even if he wasn’t initially. But he’s performative.

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