The Man Utd thread (3)

Never a truer word spoken…

Yup, ten on ten. Would lol again.

By the way, you could power the entire nation of Lesotho with the steam coming off the boiled piss over on’t Caf.

They’re convinced we’re the jammiest team of all time and that Wirtz is an expensive flop and that Slot is nothing but a bumbling “lucky general”

It’s glorious. If they get hammered by Chelsea today, you’ll be able to see my stiffy from space.

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Ooooohhh, Matron!!

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Give Amorim a life time contract there with United.

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Chelsea playing the long game by throwing Amorim a lifeline

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That blokes only 4 games away from a haircut again.

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Has to go through Anfield to get his haircut though.

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Might show up then… probably the other 3 they have more concerns about.

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And as sure as night follows day…

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We found the key to Amorim’s system finally clicking…have a man advantage over a team whose best player also limped off early.

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it’s like fergy’s system. Except that fergy had the referees as the extra man

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I did like the stat that they’ve only won in the league at Old Trafford under him against recently relegated/promoted teams and teams who have had a goalie sent off

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With the Pope’s blessing, I would think :roll_eyes:

Nick Pope?

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Papal bull? More like…fucken…Papal bullshit…or sumthin…

tssssss…

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I’m starting to feel like things are different this time. The old Yanited would have got carried away, but not anymore…

Those days are over.

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Away to Brentford next.

They should win that

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