The Man Utd thread (3)

They should fire someone and then do a press release blaming that person for forcing the back 3 on him.

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You should freelance in the Ineos PR Department!

Now he is definitely going to need new players

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He should wait to make the change until 1 game after they sell Mainoo and then speak longingly about the home grown talent they used to have who would have unlocked the new system

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#freekobbie

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Yeah…

Semenyo should make them more robust in the middle of the pitch.

These Ineos cats might actually know what they’re doing.

A midfield of Bruno and Ugarte…

Crikey.

Gud ebening.

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I normally like Crafton but this is bullshit
https://x.com/adamcrafton_/status/2002809905502421261?s=61&t=VxX1vHU3NOwwNhlbyICG-g

You don’t get to have this level of lowered expectations of a player who made the demands he did when leaving France. He positioned himself as a player too good to sit on a bench and learn and now 2 years later after playing every game in which he was available he still needs this level of protection?

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Man Utd attempt to lower expectations so when they win 3 games people try and make out they are back.

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Is that guy then hovering around his local barber shop?

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Ironically next 5 is their best chance

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https://x.com/brixgod/status/2002878625419317704?s=61&t=VxX1vHU3NOwwNhlbyICG-g

:joy:

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A) Guy is only out for a month
B ) they were trying to sell him in the summer.

About as impossible as replacing carrots with another vegetable on a Sunday roast.

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Didn’t someone on here or Mancs’s supporter(s) said that their team played much better without rat face last year?

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Wouldn’t entirely surprise me. And with their next five perhaps haircut lad will get his cut after all.

Parsnips.

One million percent parsnips.

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I was attempting not to offend the Sprout community

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I just had all three with my dinner.

Yummo.

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Mushy peas, carrots, sprouts, broccoli, cauliflower cheese, cabbage,parsnip…does cauliflower cheese count?..

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Mushy peas on a Christmas dinner? Fucks sake.

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