The Man Utd thread (3)

FIFY xxx

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If anyone hasn’t had enough lols this week (dunno how that could possibly be the case), some bloke named Mubs resurrected this repository of classic hilarity.

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This is pretty much how he runs his refineries. The difference being that he would happily dump unwanted chemicals in the atmosphere and/or riverside and then threaten to close the operation if anyone complained.

I suspect that he has just discovered that you can’t do that with unwanted footballers.

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šŽš…š…šˆš‚šˆš€š‹: Scott McTominay wins Serie A Best Player of the Year Award!

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This is top work by Ronay lol:

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ā€œTwo bald men fighting over a combā€ is definitely the phrase that I was searching for to describe that Europa League final.

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For fuck’s sake

REPORTED

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Jesus christ, keep your hair on

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Fify.

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To anyone who hasn’t read this, don’t read it now. Wait until you can properly enjoy it, with a nice drink, sitting on the sofa with your phone on do not disturb. It’s that good.

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ā€œArrogant Ratcliffe ā€˜Ate Entire Packet of Chewing Gum’ in Front of Crying Nurse.ā€

I LOL’d

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I beg to differ.

Just think of a deep hole under you and I am sure it wll work swimmingly for your mind.

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Deleted, because the entire thing is too good. Everyone should be forced to read everything.

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Just when you thought it’s the wirtz
And now everything hurts
That’s Amorim

This is going to give Bayern Space a run for the Pulitzer. Lyrical.

Whatvi am trying to mean, Man Utd are our true rivals. We had a healthy rivalry. Not having Nan Utd in the EPL would be boring. Abit like not like Barelona or Real Madrid in La Liga.

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Is Wayne Rooney coming back?

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@SBYM anything on Garnacho? Thought I’d ask because I respect your anonymous sources.

You didn’t ask, but my sources tell me he’s fucking shit

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