The Man Utd thread (3)

[mattyhurst]

He desperately wants to leave.

[Limiescouse]

@cynicaloldgit

Hong Kong XI:

Sik Kok Kwong
John Woo Jackie Chan Bruce Lee Henry Tang
Chow Yun-Fat
Kelly Chen Michelle Yeoh
Anita Mui Hong Kong Phooey Marco Fu

Score prediction: 3-0 to the home side.

Michelle Yeoh beats them 3-0 by herself. And then makes then apologize.

[PeachesEnRegalia]

@rab

What’s below rock bottom?

This:

https://x.com/FBAwayDays/status/1927726167240405090

[PeachesEnRegalia]

@Limiescouse

@cynicaloldgit

Hong Kong XI:

Sik Kok Kwong
John Woo Jackie Chan Bruce Lee Henry Tang
Chow Yun-Fat
Kelly Chen Michelle Yeoh
Anita Mui Hong Kong Phooey Marco Fu

Score prediction: 3-0 to the home side.

Michelle Yeoh beats them 3-0 by herself. And then makes then apologize.

FFS

Fine, I’ll go ahead and disclose that I have had sex with Michelle Yeoh many times, different positions.

[PeachesEnRegalia]

[ZinedineBiscan]

Goldbridge reporting this evening that Delap - who let’s not forget is their underwhelming alternative to Gyokeres who’s already said no to them - is close to signing for Chelsea instead.

So even the bang-average players they don’t really want don’t want to go there. L, O and indeed L.

[PeachesEnRegalia]

@ZinedineBiscan

Goldbridge reporting this evening that Delap - who let’s not forget is their underwhelming alternative to Gyokeres who’s already said no to them - is close to signing for Chelsea instead.

So even the bang-average players they don’t really want don’t want to go there. L, O and indeed L.

Their other main target Mbeumo is reportedly close to signing for Newcastle now as well. Their fans have been crowing all week that they’re going to have a forward line of Cunha/Delap/Mbeumo and challenge for CL places next season.

[odin_telamon]

Been released by Everton…also ronaldo may be leaving saudi ..its all aligning

[Arminius]

[Limiescouse]

@PeachesEnRegalia

Fine, I’ll go ahead and disclose that I have had sex with Michelle Yeoh many times, different positions.

And then she made you apologize

[Limiescouse]

I would walk across broken glass to apologize to her.

[Sithbare]

@PeachesEnRegalia

Their fans have been crowing all week that they’re going to have a forward line of Cunha/Delap/Mbeumo and challenge for CL places next season.

Imagine the scenes if Cunha decides , nope I’m not having that and backs out of the transfer.

[Limiescouse]

Slips the Dr a 100 quid to “pull a Loic Remy” on his medical

[dalglish]

Is that real? Da fuck. Coming just after our and spurs parades?

[PeachesEnRegalia]

@dalglish

Is that real? Da fuck. Coming just after our and spurs parades?

Oh, it’s real, and it’s spectacular.

[Sithbare]

@dalglish

Is that real? Da fuck. Coming just after our and spurs parades?

[Sithbare]

[ShadesOfRed]

The original audio makes it even worse IMO. I almost feel bad for the United players.

https://x.com/UtdMaggie/status/1927737858036490744

Cringing too much to even laugh at them.

[Retro_Helix]

[Noo_Noo]

@Limiescouse

I dont know that anything has ever started out soo poorly received and yet still aged as badly as Woodward’s famous

Well, he wasn’t wrong