It’s glorious isn’t it.
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You also have to wonder how fucked things are behind the scenes for a club laying off workers left and right and stopping charity payments in their efforts to save a buck, to turn down the millions of pounds they’d have earned from doing the doc and for that to be the wiser course of action.
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United are still getting the Amazon money - it’s just been decided that instead of showing the footage as part of All or Nothing they would be a better fit for the next series of Clarksons Farm achieving diddly squat.
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Yeah, Old Toilet, would be have better use a grazing land, than a footy pitch and there are plenty of donkeys there that need some land to graze on.
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Quality rant…he’s been down the boozer.
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I see they are still signing Mbueno… Last time I read about that I hadn’t gone Berlin 4 weeks back.
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Apparently Garnacho is back in training with the team.
Time heals all wounds.
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What is worse that having a vibe ruining dickhead in your squad? Having the manager make a point of trying to get rid of him, calling him out in front of the rest of the squad to tell him to work on finding himself a new club, only to then not be able to shift him and have the manager’s credibility with the rest of the players shot when he comes back
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How brilliant would it be if we signed Mbuemo at this point?
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I’d bloody love it if we did that. Bloody love it.
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“This is the prat walking around in a Villa shirt”
I quite like this Goldbridge dude.
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Madness.
How good is a cod and chips after a few beers??
And like every good rant, signs off with a “game’s gone”. Genius.
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KY Jelly should sponsor us because we are lubing ourselves (sp)
BWAHAHAHHAHAH.
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And he is a decent player.
Would be better with us.
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Would make a quality addition. The Afcon does put a damper though.
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I was listening to a conversation this week mitigating concerns about Utd failing to get rid of their unwanted players by putting it in the historical context that (me badly remembering the stat so dont @ me if this is not 100% right) it’s been over 10 years since Utd managed to sell a first team player by this time in the summer, and he was some no name player that if I gave you his name I doubt anyone here could pick out of a line up.
It took them about 10 minutes of batting that idea around to raise the possibility that maybe this means Utd are just historically shit at offloading players.
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Onana has hurt his hamstring and is expected to be out for 2 month, at least until after the window shuts. This will hurt their prospects of shifting him and could result in them starting the season with the same options they had last year
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I keep reading on social media this, ‘The players are looking super fit and lean’ narrative…decided to have a look on the Caf to see wtf they’re on about.
Aside from clearly clutching at straws, this tickled me fancy…
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