Yeah, Old Toilet, would be have better use a grazing land, than a footy pitch and there are plenty of donkeys there that need some land to graze on.
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Quality rantā¦heās been down the boozer.
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I see they are still signing Mbuenoā¦ Last time I read about that I hadnāt gone Berlin 4 weeks back.
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Apparently Garnacho is back in training with the team.
Time heals all wounds.
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What is worse that having a vibe ruining dickhead in your squad? Having the manager make a point of trying to get rid of him, calling him out in front of the rest of the squad to tell him to work on finding himself a new club, only to then not be able to shift him and have the managerās credibility with the rest of the players shot when he comes back
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How brilliant would it be if we signed Mbuemo at this point?
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Iād bloody love it if we did that. Bloody love it.
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āThis is the prat walking around in a Villa shirtā
I quite like this Goldbridge dude.
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Madness.
How good is a cod and chips after a few beers??
And like every good rant, signs off with a āgameās goneā. Genius.
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KY Jelly should sponsor us because we are lubing ourselves (sp)
BWAHAHAHHAHAH.
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And he is a decent player.
Would be better with us.
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Would make a quality addition. The Afcon does put a damper though.
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I was listening to a conversation this week mitigating concerns about Utd failing to get rid of their unwanted players by putting it in the historical context that (me badly remembering the stat so dont @ me if this is not 100% right) itās been over 10 years since Utd managed to sell a first team player by this time in the summer, and he was some no name player that if I gave you his name I doubt anyone here could pick out of a line up.
It took them about 10 minutes of batting that idea around to raise the possibility that maybe this means Utd are just historically shit at offloading players.
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Onana has hurt his hamstring and is expected to be out for 2 month, at least until after the window shuts. This will hurt their prospects of shifting him and could result in them starting the season with the same options they had last year
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I keep reading on social media this, āThe players are looking super fit and leanā narrativeā¦decided to have a look on the Caf to see wtf theyāre on about.
Aside from clearly clutching at straws, this tickled me fancyā¦
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Fucking hell is this still going on?
https://x.com/TimesSport/status/1945832046288671227
Well then everything is fine, priorities and so on 
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New bid for Mbeumo. Ā£65million + Ā£5million add-ons.
How many weeks have they messed around with the deal, and ended up paying top dollar anyway?
Still, annoying that heās going there. Cunha and Mbeumo have the workrate to cause teams problems, so I hope the rotten culture within the club infects them and they falter away.
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