HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAA
I’m stealing that
Bet365 started paying out.
I feel like Ugarte has been low-key a calamitous signing for them. £60m.
Among many other high key disasters ?
Low-key my arse. He was hailed as their saviour last summer, Goldbridge and everyone else were saying how he was the last missing piece they needed, etc.
PSG got rid because he’s fucking shit. united once again rinsed by better-run clubs, as they always and only ever are.
The keyword being “almost” ofcourse.
Best thing about this signing is the way Beth pronounces Ooooooh-gar-tay.
I never bet, as a matter of principle. That said, the odds on a ManU red card in the 2nd half have to be tempting.
Assume it’s just an extra distraction.
AI Overview
Grimsby Town FC’s squad is currently valued at approximately £3.1 million as of late August 2025, according to the Daily Mail. This figure represents the estimated total value of the players on the team.
Key Details
- Squad Value: £3.1 million
- Source: Daily Mail analysis citing Transfrmarkt
- Context: The value is specifically for the Grimsby squad in a comparison against a much higher-valued team, Manchester United.

Goldbridge is completely apoplectic right now if anyone fancies a good chuckle…
Can confirm
“Onana leaping through the air like a brick” might be one of my favourite lines from the first half lol
Darren Fletcher probably has a go-bag by the door
How the mighty have fallen.
It was just 10 days ago they were back after a gallant 0-1 loss to Arsenal.
Was about to suggest this particular gain seems to be very marginal, indeed.
I am genuinely not sure which is funnier:
i) A team that has not scored yet this season is playing three CBs and wingbacks against a League 2 side or;
ii) They are losing 2-0 doing it
My phone just beeped, BBC update re that shooting in Minneapolis.
Legit thought it was going to be about this scoreline.
I need help.

