The Man Utd thread (3)

Grimsby fans singing “sacked in the morning” at Amorim.

I might laugh myself into a coma.

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No wories. Almost another hour to put in 3 goals or more.
ManUre Will win this one.
As they said, they had proved that they can beat every team in the Premier League.
Ah wait, Grimbsy is not a PL team. :rofl:

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Gronan the Grimbarian?

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HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAA

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I’m stealing that

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Bet365 started paying out.

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I feel like Ugarte has been low-key a calamitous signing for them. £60m.

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Among many other high key disasters ?

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I almost feel sad and ashamed laughing at this.

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Low-key my arse. He was hailed as their saviour last summer, Goldbridge and everyone else were saying how he was the last missing piece they needed, etc.

PSG got rid because he’s fucking shit. united once again rinsed by better-run clubs, as they always and only ever are.

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The keyword being “almost” ofcourse.

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Best thing about this signing is the way Beth pronounces Ooooooh-gar-tay.

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I never bet, as a matter of principle. That said, the odds on a ManU red card in the 2nd half have to be tempting.

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Assume it’s just an extra distraction.

AI Overview

Grimsby Town FC’s squad is currently valued at approximately £3.1 million as of late August 2025, according to the Daily Mail. This figure represents the estimated total value of the players on the team.

Key Details

  • Squad Value: £3.1 million
  • Source: Daily Mail analysis citing Transfrmarkt
  • Context: The value is specifically for the Grimsby squad in a comparison against a much higher-valued team, Manchester United.
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Goldbridge is completely apoplectic right now if anyone fancies a good chuckle…

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Can confirm

“Onana leaping through the air like a brick” might be one of my favourite lines from the first half lol

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Darren Fletcher probably has a go-bag by the door

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How the mighty have fallen.

It was just 10 days ago they were back after a gallant 0-1 loss to Arsenal.

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