The Man Utd thread (3)

I mentioned it in the who would you buy thread. He is a victim of Amorimball. Not really because his strengths dont fit any of the roles there in the side, because he absolutely could. He is probably best as an orthodox 8, but he is absolutely fine sitting a bit deeper as his strengths are going looking for the ball, getting it to his feet and making a pass. His issue is more that Amorim’s side’s failures leave him scratching for explanations and one he has landed is that “this hyped kid doesnt know how to play my football.”

His best path back into the the side is for Amorim to be sacked. But I think Utd are red pilled at this point. They have made too many changes over the years and what they need to do is back the guy through the difficult periods. That means that it will be January, Utd will be struggling and needing one more player to unlock the mythical Amorimball and needing to raise funds to bring them in. Mainoo will want out having got 0 minutes and seeing his world cup opportunity rapidly go by him. We then swoop in with a 30 million quid offer and watch their heads explode knowing they have to serious consider it.

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Manchester for most footballers evidently because they pay you well and they don’t kick up a big fuss like Newcastle do when you attempt to leave the club.

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They were quoting 70m when they were touting his availability earlier this year. Apparently they’d settle for 40m now but still no takers. I know it’d never happen but I’d like him here at that price.

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Grimsby Town must be licking their lips in anticipation of tonight’s game

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2:0?

Holy Fuck.

Oh yanited are back.

best thing ever.

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This must have been what it felt like to watch the moon landing.

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I’m a Grimbarian and this is amazing

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It surely is…

I thought it would be quite a weak side but it really isn’t.

Wassup Yuki?

:rofl:

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Dorku isn’t very good is he?

The Goldbridge cope is deadset amazing.

Fuck these cunts.

I have to get up super fucking early tomorrow. No chance of that if I’m up all night laughing my arse off.

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wait a minute…

they have a weaker side?