The Man Utd thread (3)

I just did my own Thierry Henry face contemplating the manager they bring in a week or so deciding to switch formations, and realizing that Ineos has sold all their wingers.

Slabby played at that ball.

There are essentially hundreds of things to delight in at the moment, but I think the most satisfying is the fact that Ineos, the arrogant cunts who always see themselves as the smartest guys in the room, thought Amorimball was the solution.

It is so utterly poetic, I am just about lost for words.

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That should be 3-0

New manager comes in and looks at the squad.

“What the fuck am I going to do with six no10s?”

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Looked onside, Lucky Jammy fucks United.

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They’ve had 2 goals disallowed now, could have been 4-0 if they had premier league standard referees and VAR :wink:

Kobbie not being fit to lace Trey’s boots might’ve been an understatement.

He’s not fit to lace George McEachran’s boots.

Booooooooooo

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Damn. Mbuemo scores.

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That’s what you pay the £70m for.

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To score against a league 2 side.

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Best goal scored by a Yanited player in 25-26.

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For all the debates about VAR there is nothing quite as pre-VAR as utd opponents goal wrongly disallowed minutes before they score

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Cunha starting to get agitated

I assume it goes straight to pens?

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Will make their season ending YouTube montage video.

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The rule is the tournament committee can count the game as finished, order a replay, or order the additional minutes to be played. Normally, when it gets to 67’, it is either going to stand or be replayed in part.

I do wonder though if they could just finish it in the wee hours.

They are going for it now but if Zirkzee is the answer, what was the question?