The Man Utd thread (3)

This is a new low.

Well not a new low, the newest of lows.

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Too late now, once it hits 67’ the result stands.

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Speaking of low Everton are winning 1-0 but their new signing Tyler Dibling has come on wearing red boots prompting boos from his own teams fans :joy:

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What is De Ligt doing so far up the pitch

Trying to recreate his club captains shooting prowess…

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It would be replayed would the game.

Naaaah, Grimsby been robbed here.

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three nil ?

Ah damn, offside

I just did my own Thierry Henry face contemplating the manager they bring in a week or so deciding to switch formations, and realizing that Ineos has sold all their wingers.

Slabby played at that ball.

There are essentially hundreds of things to delight in at the moment, but I think the most satisfying is the fact that Ineos, the arrogant cunts who always see themselves as the smartest guys in the room, thought Amorimball was the solution.

It is so utterly poetic, I am just about lost for words.

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That should be 3-0

New manager comes in and looks at the squad.

“What the fuck am I going to do with six no10s?”

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Looked onside, Lucky Jammy fucks United.

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They’ve had 2 goals disallowed now, could have been 4-0 if they had premier league standard referees and VAR :wink:

Kobbie not being fit to lace Trey’s boots might’ve been an understatement.

He’s not fit to lace George McEachran’s boots.

Booooooooooo

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Damn. Mbuemo scores.

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That’s what you pay the £70m for.