The Man Utd thread (3)

That is surely photoshopped?

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Yep, they are now at the stage where even if they are not considering they are going to be fielding questions about it even if only internally. LBJ famously made up accusations of wife beating, and worse, about his opponents. He did it because he knew they would be forced to deny it and even that bring a negativity to the campaign. That is now the territory Utd are in. People might not believe they are going to bring in a replacement, but as long as the whispers are out there they are going to have to force people at the club to deny it.

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I thought so too, but the comments are mixed. AI thinks it’s real. :joy:

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Don’t judge me. It’s only 48 seconds long.

Penalty shootout

Considering all the money they’ve spent up top Harry Maguire is still their best striker…

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The best thing about the past 12+ years is that every year in August, I think to myself ā€œThere’s no way United could be funnier than last season, it just isn’t possibleā€, and without fail, every single year, they absolutely are.

A poster over on’t 'caf last year made a post that said something like ā€œImagine if during the Moyes era, someone from the future told you there would be six worse eras to followā€. Their comical ineptitude has been rib-destroying for well over a decade at this point.

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Cue one poster here identifying the positives from the performance and how they are about to become a real danger to the league.

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Haha @Nikola

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https://x.com/StokeyyG2/status/1960815673850126809

:joy:

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https://x.com/SkyFootball/status/1960826040055464009

Can someone please explain to me what he is talking about ?

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Poor guy is talking out of sync, he doesn’t know what time of day it is…we don’t realise the damaging psychological effects being a Utd manager holds, this poor soul lost his job and dignity tonight…I hope he gets the help he needs. In Amorim I trust.

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Anyway here’s the ā€œtry not to laughā€ compilation of the night.

https://x.com/TheHateCentral/status/1960815808147292556?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1960815808147292556|twgr^|twcon^s1_&ref_url=

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To be fair he’s clarified it’s 5 games in any competition though he wasn’t classing penalties anyhow l, so it’s like a double blow.

Then again it’s pretty much league games now anyhow.

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I took it as meaning that the United team essentially can’t or don’t want to play for him. I can’t see him lasting much longer at all. He has no confidence that the team can do what he is asking of them. Those comments indicate a complete breakdown of the relationship between manager and team.

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That is a remarkable interview coming after just 2 league games. That is peak mid third season Jose stuff daring the club to fire him

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Speaking of Jose here’s a quote from him from some years back

ā€œAnd then you also have those coaches who try to do things that just don’t work, and because of that they die, but they say 'I died but I died by my ideas. My friend, if you died by your ideas you are stupid.ā€

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:heart_eyes:

https://x.com/stevesmithlfc/status/1960790823198450114?s=61&t=VxX1vHU3NOwwNhlbyICG-g

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Felt to me more like he’s giving up and prepared to walk away at this point. When he kept saying ā€œThe players spoke loudly, they showed tonight what they wantā€, I took it to mean that he believes the players don’t want him anymore.

We as Liverpool fans went through a lot in the years from 91 through 2016, but by far the lowest ebb was the Roy Hodgson era, which thankfully only lasted six months. I’m not sure if we can definitively say that he lost the players or the dressing room, or that players downed tools. I think with him he was just out of his depth and wrong for the club. My point is that we NEVER had to deal with the level of toxicity that United have been dealing with since Fergie left, players, managers, front-office brass, etc. Just a shitty nest of self-absorbed hapless cunts, stabbing each other in the back at every turn. We had lows, to be sure, and the Souness era will never be looked back upon with fondness, but despite all of that, we never lost our identity as a club, and we never fostered the kind of radioactive environment that has been allowed to fester at the Old Toilet. Reminder - since being promoted with Shankly in 62, we have never finished outside of the top 8 in English football. They’ll never sing that.

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