The Man Utd thread (3)

someone picking at his real tiny pot noodle

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Might be a sad end for a manager that many here were raving about when Klopp announced his departure.

No sympathies though for anyone with that shit club.

ā€˜Sometimes I hate my players, sometimes I want to quit’

Nah, not at all…

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In managerial terms he’s basically a teenager lol

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I think it is possible that sometimes his players hate him.

Maybe more than sometimes.

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He’s a much better person then me, I always hate his players

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I quite like Onana, personally. It’s hard to hate someone who constantly brings so much joy to the world…

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I can’t stop laughing at this one.

So good.

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I’m actually kind of disappointed.

Where do we go from here?

It’s not even September FFS and they’re dishing up rolled gold on a daily basis.

Are there lower depths to plumb, or is this it?

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Oh, there’s plenty of levels left. They only finished 15th for one!

I’m hoping for Cunha to get sent off for punching a team-mate at some stage.

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You know things are bad when you are getting the piss taken by a Spurs fans

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I reckon Squires is gonna rip the shit out of him next week

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https://x.com/TimesSport/status/1961171949498831046

If this is true, they are finished as a club.

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For Ratcliffe, it’s not only that Amorim was his pick, it’s also that he kicked out the highly rated Sporting Director they’d only recently brought in, because Ashworth was against it… a move which itself came at great cost

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A strong leader would recognize their mistake and quickly move to rectify it. These shitcunts are going to hide behind ā€œthe previous regime fucked it all upā€ for another season in the vain hope that Amorim works it out and starts to win games consistently. The pressure will continue to build, and they’ll keep bailing him out with platitudes like ā€œwe trust the process, it will take timeā€ and ā€œHe took a seriously flawed team to a European Final! He’ll get it right!ā€. I love it. They are so concerned with not being seen as bumbling idiots that they’re prepared to let the whole thing burn.

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Radcliffe won’t ever admit he is wrong.

All very positive if you’re hoping for this shit to continue, bad if you are the lad with the Afro.

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Lots of reporting name Berrada as the one who really pushed for Amorim and decided Ashworth wasnt the guy once he rejected Amorim that summer. But ultimately Berrada was a Ratcliff guy and so he owns the responsibility of the pathetic shit show regardless of the precise dynamics of the situation.

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Wow - Mainoo has asked to go out on loan, though that request has been rejected for now. This really raises the possibility that the situation at ManU is spiraling out of control.

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Just waiting for Amorim to ask to go out on loan now… :rofl:

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