The Man Utd thread (3)

Cheeky bid. Make a cheeky bid.

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I am just wondering which Italian team will.

This is really the chickens coming home to roost over the constant resort to ‘he doesn’t have the players for the system’. Inevitably, Mainoo has come to the conclusion that he isn’t one of the players for the system, so it is time to leave for somewhere he can develop

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Napoli, it’s obvious! They turned McTominay into… I don’t know what but he’s reigning Player of the Season there, they are about to borrow Hojlund from them (perhaps permanently), so what’s another loan between friends?

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The most gutting thing about this is that this title thread will have to change.

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Can’t wait, worst thread title on the forum.

Should just be, “Man Utd, they’re shit”.

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United are currently being bantered into the shadow realm by Betis.

Betis bid 25mil Euro with a 50% sell-on clause for Antony, which United accepted. Antony then turned around and said that since he has to take a massive pay cut to play for Betis, he wants United to cover the lost wages.

Then Betis have put out briefs that they’re withdrawing their offer because they can’t afford either the transfer fee or his wages.

I can’t fucking breathe.

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https://x.com/sistoney67/status/1961534337670652171

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Probably a good one for next time.

I never understood it either, but today I found that… it is “the bellissimo vegetables”

https://x.com/PurelyFootball/status/1961489030186766461

:rofl:

The comments btw
:joy:

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To be honest I have heard this from other friends.

The UK is a shit hole for food, sadly.

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It’s fine if your eating someone else’s cuisine like Indian or Chinese.

Personally fish and chips is a decent meal well it was at the place we went tonight and a Sunday roast can hit the spot but that’s about it.

Quality of med grown tomatoes will always be superior mind.

cultural appropriation.

But that works against the idea that the next guy and realizes he has three #10s and no wide players!

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Nah. The long days of summer can produce incredible flavours in tomatoes. It is more a matter of food culture. Italians simply refuse to accept the American-style tomatoes grown for mass and no flavour. Britons do. McTominay is just experiencing that for himself.

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I’d agree with that.

Summer heat does intensify flavours in fruits. Probably one reason why tropical fruits like mangos etc are sweeter in south / south east asia rather than the ones grown in US.

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It’s being reported that a Man United training session was delayed for nearly 2 hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the pitch.

Training was suspended while an investigation was launched. After a complete analysis, experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the Goal Line.

Training resumed after it was decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.

No sign of the trolling ending anytime soon eh :0)

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The circle is complete when FC United knock them out of the FA Cup.

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:0)

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