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We’ve got a Top 4 squad… | RedCafe.net

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Do you honestly believe that the Premier League would allow the mighty Manchester United to be relegated?

Dream on.

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No, I just thought it would be fun to quote their favourite former manager of ours back at them.

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No more than they allow Englands number one goalkeeper being punished for reckless and dangerous challenges

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Guardiola and him could make a good duo right now. :violin::violin:

What do you think @TheSweetSilverSong ? :joy:

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Sadly it won’t go down… like Everton an unflushable turd.

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@PeachesEnRegalia

Beth not long ago…‘Maguire to Napoli, how much money could we get for him to reinvest back into the transfer market?’

I know I said it was getting to be too much…I’ve just hit my seventy-third wind.

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For the actual Man Utd fans who do these watch alongs at what point does it become too hard to do.

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They’re two losses from potentially being drawn into a relegation scrap…

Maybe then?

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Yeah I can see one of them going fuck if I can’t do this.

Won’t be Goldbridge like….Though he could easily get enough tie himself by with his “punditry”

lol … they were only four pts off top four when he took over. :rofl:

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https://x.com/SkySports/status/1870920469089845384

:rofl: :joy:

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What’s on the floor above? Do we know? Maybe @SBYM can dig into it.

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Cheeky fuck.

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Things are going so well for Utd, this could actually happen to Ruben during his next press conference.

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Many over on’t Caf are saying that Amorim has just been unlucky, given the xG of their recent matches. He’s gonna morph into this poor bastard soon:

https://i.imgur.com/O3EaxhF.gif

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It is kind of quaint how many of the ‘no, we don’t’ put a caveat around the defence, like it is somehow now a problem. If they had a top 4 defence, they probably would not have pulled Evans out of virtual retirement. Yeah, their forwards are a bigger problem right now, but their defence is basically either ponderously slow or incredibly erratic, or some blend of the two depending on player selection. We have some depth problems - would you take any one ManU defender to address them? I don’t see one. Would Chelsea, Spurs, or Arsenal? City right now? I don’t know all those squads well enough to answer definitively, but I am not sure you would

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Yoro as a squad player perhaps only because Quansah is in a crisis of confidence and we need numbers. Not anywhere close to what United paid for him and for his wages though.

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Perhaps Amorim should be singing this.

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