The Man Utd thread

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Give ETH more time… oh wait.

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I hope Rashford smashes it at Villa and,

a) keeps Cheaty/Saudi FC/both out of the top 4,

b) boils Utd piss like it has never been boiled before.

Imagine if he all of a sudden becomes 2023 Rashford again…I will finally overdose on Ünitedschadenfreude.

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Even if Man United sign Microsoft, they still won’t Excel.

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Corner turned!

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If Amorim watches training and decides Mainoo is a 9, would they benefit from less training instead of more?

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I’m confident Yoro will come around under Amorim

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Come around to what? That Utd are shit?

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Fixed

Someone turn off @Alright_Now_Legend’s account for an hour.

He’s going to drown in his own excitement froth.

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Eat the cake and stay out of my lanes

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That’s the thing, isn’t it?

“Lanes”.

Leave the multi-tasking to the professionals.

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Fixed

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Howling! Even I admit that is top quality for you.

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There’s going to be a documentary one day about Man Utd hiring the managerial equivalent of Ali Dia.

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@SBYM I highly recommend the first 25 seconds if you can pay attention that long

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Did he just praise Martinez’s character?

Crikey.

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I turned it off before the Q&A. I got what I needed before that. Will revisit.l after I am done mocking Pep.