The Man Utd thread

Just saw the vid of Avram Glazer being asked if he’d sell Utd…‘No’.

They’re fucked. Like proper fucked.

We are so fucking lucky to have FSG.

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Where’s the SBYM praise money ? John ?

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She deserves that. She ruined the the poor dogs desperate attempt for freedom.

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The Europa does look a bit piss easy since they stopped dropping CL into it.

Still probably on the hardest side with Bilbao.

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Which makes the Conference League that bit more perplexing. When you look at the sides Chelsea would face, there have to be multiple sides that will field an XI paid less than the average Chelsea player.

Real Sociedad taking ManU will be worth a watch, I think

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I’m stocking up on pot noodles and tissues.

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I’d say it’s Italy and Spain that you don’t want to play someone from because clubs are still decent further down.

I would say Spurs will see the mighty AZ Alkmaar off but who knows.

Right… “stocking up”.

Like your shed isn’t already full of them.

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STAY OUT OF MY FUCKING SHED!!!

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I am legit laughing my arse off that everything down Villa is coming up Marcus.

Classic Utd.

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Might be to Utd’s advantage. Helps generate interest and a better fee for him next summer, while getting him off the wage bill permanently. Possibly the same with Antony.

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Fair points, but they do SFA to ameliorate the mantle of Banter FC.

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Rashford showing he can still play helps salvage his value, but it just makes the questions around Amorim that much bigger. Amorim hasn’t done anything to establish his authority other than collect his paycheque. Running off Rashford has only seen the season turn that much worse - this is actually a worse situation than Sancho was for Ten Hag.

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I’ve seen Antony in a few games for Betis and he looks far better there as well.

Even though I dislike him.

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Apparently Jimmy’s been counting the length on sellotape.

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/money/other/man-utd-employees-returning-sellotape-and-counting-screws-as-sir-jim-ratcliffe-s-drastic-cost-cutting-measures-leave-morale-on-the-floor-among-old-trafford-staff/ar-AA1zsMJh

They’ve followed this up with a report that the Chief Executive Omar Berrada has warned staff that they face the sack for leaking information. I assume the warning of the sack is also leaked information.

Also considering how they keep sacking people anyhow who is to say it isn’t a disgruntled staff member. This lot couldn’t give more entertainment off the field if they tried.

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Just an absolute fucking disgrace of a club. Fold them now.

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If those were the criteria we’d be down several Manchester and London clubs, just for starters

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I am astonished by the amount of excuses being made for him. Yes there are limitations of how they go about putting a team together, but that is what is making it difficult for them to compete for the top 4. But they are all CL players and for as much as we laugh at them they have no business being at that end of the table. The only thing keeping them out of a relegation fight is historic ineptitude of the bottom 3. This is an Astonishing level of under performance.

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I was startled to see yesterday (when Everton had the lead) that ManU was at the W + D = L point. Amorim’s record is 4-3-8, so 1 point per game. Enough to avoid relegation most years, however startling underperformance even versus Ten Hag. I said it tongue in cheek yesterday, but someone like Moyes really would be doing far better.

Beyond the underperformance though is the simple targeting of Rashford as a scapegoat, like a pound-shop Mourinho - when he has achieved nothing outside the Portuguese game. It is very difficult for me to believe that a personality like Rashford was impossible for him to work with.

Dan Ashworth must be smirking.

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League table since Amorim took over at United:

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