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So not relegation form then?

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As I said there is too much poor quality opponents in the league for anyone else to fall into trouble. We now seem to have a more even league strangely with evidently 3 really poor teams and one slightly less poor, a couple of poor and then the rest ok to excellent.

Until someone can step up and bridge that gap, I’m going suggest Leeds possibly could. But nothing much else is leaping out at me.

Yeah, the bottom 3 have really been atrocious this season, but United should be fucking embarrassed and ashamed by that.

If they do finish 15th or 16th and don’t win either of the cups, they’re going to be looking at seriously reducing the size of their squad. There’ll be some natural attrition with Ericksen, Evans, and Lindelof leaving at the end of their contracts, then you have the likes of Rashford, Sancho, and Antony who will all be sold. They’ll also try to move Casemiro on I’d imagine, and one or both of Mainoo and Garnacho will be sold to raise funds. With all of that done, they will need to buy at least one proper wingback, at least two central mids, and at least two forwards just to have enough to cover for injuries, etc.

Even if they manage to do that on the very limited budget they’re projected to have, there’s still a good chance we’ll be looking at more of the same from this season, and if just a couple of the newly promoted teams have a half-decent season, then United could very well be dragged into a relegation fight early doors.

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Think they’ll have a reasonable budget once the likes of Casemiro , Rashford go. Not for the transfer fee but their wages.

Casemiro 350k a week
Rashford 300k a week
Antony 200k a week
Eriksen 200k a week

Not sure how much the likes of Evans are on. But between the 4 of them , that’s 52m saved right there.

Add that to 25m which is an obligatory buy out clause for Sancho and any transfer fees they get for Rashford and Antony. 50m perhaps(for the pair of them). That’s a 125m amount there which they can use to refresh their squad. Not that it will help if clubs keep gouging them with the United tax (over and above the premier league tax) but selling (4 players + Sancho) in theory should allow them to make 3 decent purchases while lessening their wage outlay too(or 2 decent ones and 1 20m)

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There are other issues at play. Their revenue is down, and they’ll be losing a ton of revenue for such a low league finish and no European football. Add that to the fact that they have to make almost Ā£150M in amortization payments for previous player purchases, I’d be surprised if they can afford to spend more than maybe 75-100M. That will get them maybe 2-3 players of the calibre they need to pull themselves out of the muck, and that’s if all of them hit the ground running and improve the side. It’ll be a razor thin squad and if they don’t invest in a reliable goal scorer they’ll struggle massively again.

If they want the likes of Osimhen or Isak or Cunha or even Mbeumo, as you say they’ll have to pay the United tax and that could eat up most of their transfer budget.

This literally is all of the terrible decisions of the last decade and a half coming home to roost and leaving them with the narrowest of pathways out of the mess. Could be a long long road ahead for them from here.

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Agree but I’d suggest that they’d be better off spending how ever much of that it takes on binning off the manager.

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That’s true. But they’ve got a 50% sell on clause with Greenwood and he looks likely to move after this season or after the next one.There are going to be clubs outside England who don’t necessarily have the problems clubs in England have when taking him.

If Greenwood goes for 80m , that’s 40m for United. Don’t agree with the club continuing to make money out of a deplorable like him but it is what it is. He’s a commodity in this era.

They’ll still probably have to sell of one of Garnacho/Mainoo/Amad to pay those amortization costs. I think Mainoo perhaps is the most dispensable. He’s probably regressed over this season , doesn’t have the pace too that’s required for modern football and isn’t likely to become much quicker.

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Wasn’t he hyped to be a near-future Ballon d’Or winner not long ago?

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So sad isn’t it

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https://www.gbnews.com/sport/football/sir-alex-ferguson-blamed-man-utd-decline-board

I don’t think he’s making 80m.

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I’m seriously considering a pot-noodle on the 8.04 to Charing Cross (not stopping at Lewisham, thank fuck).

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Pot-noodle confirmed.

Old duck across the aisle is giving me daggers.

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If Amorim is still in charge at the beginning of the new/next season, he will have Utd in the bottom three by the following Christmas… Not sure why I have these ā€˜no confidence’ vibes about him, but I just feel he will never cut it in the PL

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Mr krabs

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Would take 80 atleast for Marseille to be considering the offer considering they paid 28m for him and United have a 50% sell on clause.

And considering his form and the fact that proven goal scorers are going for 80m , that’s the fair assumption.

Let’s see eh.

This is what their fan pages expect

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I mean, it’s a ā€œfan pageā€ on Facebook, of course they’re going to maximise the clickbaity nature of their crap.

If I was a ā€œcontent creatorā€ (shudder) I’d probably be trying to capitalise on the shittiness of United too. It’s the legal grift of the modern age.

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Manchester United declined to comment, as the person responsible for commenting has been sacked.

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