The Man Utd thread

This is actually beyond parody. Billionaire bans minimum wage staff free meals, then probably sacks them anyway. Saves 75p a week.

It’s reprehensible.

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And tells staff not to leak internal comms. Like you’ve just laid off a load of staff.

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Gordon Gekko smile

It’s performative.

Replacing the staff canteen with a soup and bread offer is not going to repair those finances.

United’s problem is paying shit, gutless and past it footballers 350k a week to deliver nothing. The whole enterprise needs absolutely gutting, and I don’t think there is any way back other than to wait for these contracts to expire and then start again. I just don’t think there is the sense in the enterprise to understand what the club is meant to be building towards.

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The only thing these people can ever think of to arrest poor financial reports is to fire people. They’re incredibly unimaginitive and nowhere close to as clever as they think they are.

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He’s rich. He’s a genius.

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Sir Jim running United just as Musk-Trump are running the USA.

Ironically, if the players had to pay for lunch they wouldn’t even notice. The cost would be irrelevant. But Rat cliffe continues to target the lowly. Poor form. Again.

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My favorite part of these types of hypothetical’s is that none of these idiots replace Onana in them. If you were gonna spend 250M on this squad you need to replace that calamity first lol

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Manchester United is to close its staff canteen and instead offer employees a free piece of fruit as part of more cost-cutting measures at the club

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Time for a thread title change. Sir Jimbo should be included.

Petition for @cynicaloldgit to approve the title change.

When the shit hits the fan, sir Jim hits the…that’s Amorim.

“Free”

I doubt it… he’s going charge and extra if it has mould.

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Incredibly, there’s a contingent of absolute cretins over on’t Caf who are still defending, rationalizing, and justifying the moves made by Ratcliffe and INEOS.

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Well that’s amorim

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I thought they’d all be asking the “Arabs” to take them over.

Is one of them Mubseh?

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I hope so.

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