Remember going to a tribute show many years ago that had three ‘Stars in Their Eyes’ wannabee lookalikes performing - Buddy Holly, Roy Orbison, were both warm-up acts, prior to the main event, and the main man - Elvis…
Buddy Holly was first up - Although I was too young when Buddy Holly himself was alive to compare to this guy… but the songs sounded similar and he got a ten out of ten for effort for putting the energy out there up on the stage…
Roy Orbison was next up, and again was a bit too young to remember anything about this guy in his ‘pomp’, so was a tad difficult to compare apples with apples so to speak. I am sure the original Roy was taller than 4’10" though, and had a voice that didn’t squeak like this guys…
Then the theatre stopped for the intermission. No doubt strategically planned, for building up the tension before the ‘King’ was to grace the stage and complete the full second part of the show, with an array of dozens of songs
With the lights going on it gave me a chance to look around at the audience, not sure there was anyone under the age of 90yrs young. Obviously most of them reliving some of their middle-age crushes… It was also the point that I realised I had made a mistake attending the show, because up to now… it was pretty crap.! Nevermind I thought, I’m here now and the King of singers would be 10metres away belting out some of the songs my mam used to dance around the living room to…
The lights go down again, stage curtains open slowly, massive spotlight shining onto the centre of the stage… drum roll going to build the tension as much as possible - Then this Elvis pretender strides out from stage right shadows into the centre of the light…
Only the guy didn’t really look like Elvis… more like Boycey from Fools and Horses, in fact he looked more like Boycey than Boycey himself… big thick moustache still in place and everything… WTF.!
Yeah he had a glitzy romper suit on, but it must have been missing a button around his midriff, because his humongous gut was pushing itself out onto the stage as well…
Jeeze this guy was crap… So crap I actually questioned myself was it all some sort of wind-up with hidden cameras somewhere… but no, it was real enough. A fact that was confirmed when the guy offered to sign autographs for anyone that stayed back…
Talk about being deluded, I had just witnessed three guys that obviously look at their own reflection everyday, only to see, and more importantly, believed they are the mirrored twin of these past singers!
Ah well, it takes all-sorts eh :0)