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Adult concert nappy designed for £59 so you don’t have to miss show to use toilet
The Pit Diaper is a concert wear nappy made for die-hard metallers who refuse to leave the mosh pit to respond to a call of nature - no matter how much liquid they’ve downed
Liquid Death claims this is the ‘first heavy metal diaper’
A new £59 piece of concert attire means you don’t have to leave the moshpit to pee.
It’s the perpetual conundrum of gig-goers the world over, albeit not quite in the same league as stampedes or terrorist attacks. After queueing for hours, watching the support acts, then finally the band you’re there to see hits the stage, you’re suddenly hit by a call of nature. And you don’t want to give up on the great vantage point you’ve manoeuvred yourself into, so stay put with a combination of dance moves shaped by your favourite tunes and the urge to pee.
In order to combat this the logical step is to just hold off drinking all together, but therein lies the potential of being left dehydrated - especially after spending hours sweating and jostling stage-side.
Luckily Liquid Death has come up with a daring solution for concertgoers to stay hydrated without the need to leave the mosh pit.
In collaboration with Depend, Liquid Death has launched the Pit Diaper, an adult nappy designed for hardcore concertgoers who refuse to leave the pit regardless of how much they’ve drunk.
Endorsed by metalcore legend Ben Koller, the Pit Diaper contains “recycled Liquid Death,” neutralises smells, and guarantees leak-free confidence, allowing fans to continue rocking without interruption.
“The show can’t be stopped for a bathroom break,” Converge drummer Koller said in a statement via Consequence. “With the Pit Diaper, I can hydrate without missing a beat.”
The Pit Diaper, as advertised, is a cruelty-free quilted pleather accessory adorned with chains and spikes. The canned water company describes it as both a fashion statement and a piece of functional concert gear, perfectly suited to the hardcore scene.
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