Spurs were having a training session one day and one of the players kicked the ball over the fence. Gazza said ”don’t worry I’ll get it”, jumped over the fence, and completely vanished for the rest of the day. The next day, approximately 24 hours later, Gascoigne jumped back over the fence, with the ball under his arm, completely straight faced saying ”I got it!”
Someone said there will be a judging panel sat in the dugout with paddle boards to hold up in the air, each and every time Kane and Sterling take a phoney dive in the opposing penalty areas…
While all other contenders will be given marks out ten also… Experts predict one of the outright favourites above will dominate the ‘Pathetic Dives’ leader board…