Damn. AI doesn’t hold back!
I’m going to start a vibrator repair business.
It’s going to be called Inspect Her Gadget
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My dad’s nan did this apparently! They lived in a joint household and she was frustrated at someone always nicking some of the dessert she was making for guests. Dad said she did this (putting some laxative mixture into the pudding) and waited to see who would be rushing to the outhouse after she left the fresh “bait”.
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Reminds me of the spider I saw in the outside dunny at Perth observatory. Absolutely crapped myself. I suppose it was fortunate that I was sitting on the dunny at the time.
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Aussie spiders are actually very considerate like that.
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So you went for a shit and had a shit!
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A woman was angry at her husband because he was late coming home again. She decided to leave a note saying “I’ve had enough and I’m leaving you. Don’t ever bother coming after me.”
Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.
After a short while the husband came home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he came into the bedroom.
She could see him walk towards the dresser and picked up the note. After a few minutes he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone, “Yeah, she’s finally gone, I know about bloody time I’m coming to see you, put on that see - through dress I like. I love you, can’t wait to see you. We’ll do all the naughty things we were talking about.”
He hung up, grabbed his keys and left. She heard the car drive off. She came out from under the bed filled with rage and tears in her eyes, she grabbed the note to see what he wrote.
It said 'I can see your feet. We’re out of bread. Be back in five minutes. Ha ha.
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