The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards (Part 1)

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If you think about it… What is a nice, romantic bunch of flowers, other than the sexual organs of a plant?

Damn. AI doesn’t hold back!

I’m going to start a vibrator repair business.

It’s going to be called Inspect Her Gadget

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My dad’s nan did this apparently! They lived in a joint household and she was frustrated at someone always nicking some of the dessert she was making for guests. Dad said she did this (putting some laxative mixture into the pudding) and waited to see who would be rushing to the outhouse after she left the fresh “bait”.

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Reminds me of the spider I saw in the outside dunny at Perth observatory. Absolutely crapped myself. I suppose it was fortunate that I was sitting on the dunny at the time.

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Aussie spiders are actually very considerate like that.

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