Looks like he’s enjoying himself in the shower, too.
I wonder if they serve them with cranberry sauce? That should get the Beatles conspiracy theorists going.
It does work you’ll end up using the hammer as usual.
As specified somewhere in the Haynes Book Of Lies. A detailed guide to commonly used phrases:
Haynes: Rotate anticlockwise.
Translation: Clamp with molegrips (adjustable wrench) then beat repeatedly with hammer anticlockwise. You do know which way is anticlockwise, don’t you?
Haynes: Should remove easily.
Translation: Will be corroded into place … clamp with adjustable wrench then beat repeatedly with a hammer.
Haynes: Remove small retaining clip.
Translation: Take off 15 years of stubborn crud, it’s there somewhere.
Haynes: This is a snug fit.
Translation: You will skin your knuckles! … Clamp with adjustable wrench then beat repeatedly with hammer.
Haynes: This is a tight fit.
Translation: Not a hope in hell matey! … Clamp with adjustable wrench then beat repeatedly with hammer.
Haynes: As described in Chapter 7…
Translation: That’ll teach you not to read through before you start, now you are looking at scarey photos of the inside of a gearbox.
Haynes: Locate …
Translation: This photo of a hex nut is the only clue we’re giving you.
Haynes: Pry…
Translation: Hammer a screwdriver into…
Haynes: Undo…
Translation: Go buy a tin of WD40 (catering size).
Haynes: Ease …
Translation: Apply superhuman strength to …
Haynes: Retain tiny spring…
Translation: “Jeez what was that, it nearly had my eye out”!
Haynes: Press and rotate to remove bulb…
Translation: OK - that’s the glass bit off, now fetch some good pliers to dig out the bayonet part and remaining glass shards.
Haynes: Lightly…
Translation: Start off lightly and build up till the veins on your forehead are throbbing then re-check the manual because what you are doing now cannot be considered “lightly”.
Haynes: Weekly checks…
Translation: If it isn’t broken don’t fix it!
So it’s a two person job
Brilliant, made me chuckle as I was just talking about my home mechanic pains the other day, with how a supposed 20 minute job woul take hours due to rust and seized parts etc.
