The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards (Part 1)

So, in essence, the meme is not a good one…it should be “Risking to lose all my noodles…”, or the meme generator meant “Risking to relax all my noodles..” or “Risking to release all my noodles…”? :rofl:

It ought to say, “Me risking losing (or risking the loss of) all my noodles down the sink…”

"Risking to release all my noodles…” sounds vaguely sexual, or is that just me? :winking_face_with_tongue:

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What’s the point of a bagel anyway?
25% more expensive for 25% less?


Those were the days… :roll_eyes:

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I want to laugh, but sadly current times make me fear the repercussions

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I just saw someone post “I baked some synonym buns”. I asked if they were like the ones grammar used to make. Now I’m blocked!

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The comments section from a BBC sport story about Graham Potter speaking fluent Swedish at his first news conference after being made the head coach of Sweden.

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just…why?

cutting too close to the bone for you mate?