The movie, Con Air
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Mate of mine said he’s shagging his girlfriend and her twin.
I said fucking hell that must be confusing, how do you tell them apart?
He said, her brother has a beard.
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I actually did date someone who was an identical twin once. I never actually met her sister. One of my friends asked me how I knew, to which I replied, “eww!”
Some people are so easily offended these days.
Came across a bloke with no legs at the bus stop the other day.
All I said was, morning, how you getting on?
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Somebody has just seen the same Billy Connelly facebook as me lol
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A woman has triples, Tom, Tim and Tat. She is only able to breastfeed Tom and Tim.
There’s no tit for Tat
Made me laugh
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Hope this is the right thread for this…
The Chinese guy that invented the camera lens has sadly passed away…
RIP - Zu Min
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Heard the inventor of autocorrect passed recently also…
…may he rust in piss
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Maybe just me but I fear the standard has dropped a little recently..
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Erm @aussielad posts in here normally, no posts for six months in here would raise the standards from his efforts 
…speaking of , he needs to post a joke here now to show what i mean.