One day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking his cigarettes.
Little Johnny asked, “Grandpa, can I smoke some of your cigarettes?”
His grandpa replied, “Can your penis reach your a-hole?”
“No”, said Little Johnny.
His grandpa replied, “Then you’re not old enough.”
The next day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa drinking beer.
He asked, “Grandpa, can I drink some of your beer?”
His grandpa replied, “Can your penis reach your a-hole?”
“No” said Little Johnny.
“Then you’re not old enough.” his grandpa replied.
The next day, Little Johnny was eating cookies.
His grandpa asked, “Can I have some of your cookies?”
Little Johnny replied, “Can your penis reach your a-hole?”
His grandpa replied, “It most certainly can!”
Little Johnny replied, “Then go f**k yourself.”
They needs to speak to Mariah Carey.
Is that the empire state building? NOt sure why, when i see this picture, I get reminded of this
This is friggin’ hilarious…
Whats the best thing about fingering a gypsie on her period?
You get your palm red for free
The gypsies I seen do not look like they have periods anymore 
