I got fired from my job at the library for putting a book on women’s rights in the fantasy section
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Thoroughly recommend his autobiography, “Bigger than Hitler, better than Christ”
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Always liked the bloke 
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The wife suggested we spice things up in the bedroom by bringing toys in.
So I fisted her with hulk hands
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I’m so sick of these millenials, walking around like they rent the place
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Why is this funny?
Premium model.
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That would have been much funnier if I had looked up Wrexham FC before reading.
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Whats the difference between your wife and your job?
After 5 years, you job will still suck
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I like my job.
Will it suck in 5 years time?
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It begs the question ‘why then haven’t lions started using cameras to take photos of the tourists’? Or are they just picking and choosing which tourist behaviour to copy? 
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