The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards

For the nerds amongst us. This meme was on point :smiley:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOcIXJH07K8

When you order from a dodgy site:

A trending joke in (about) Bangladesh:

We were told that we are on way to Singapore, but we find ourselves in Sri Lanka.

I found this juxta positioning on the CNN web site slightly amusing…

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I taught my kids about democracy last night. I set up elections and we had a vote for what film to watch and what pizza to order.

I then picked the film and pizza I wanted cause I’m the one with the money

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A Liverpool fan met a fairy today who granted him one wish.
I want to live forever he said.
Sorry said the fairy I am not allowed to grant wishes like that.
Fine he said I want to die when Everton wins the Premier League.
You crafty ******* said the fairy.

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