The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards

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In fairness, that doesn’t just cover Morata.

I mean, how many clubs did Robbie Keane support as a boy?

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The dog… :joy:

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The other day I bought a Jack Russell from a blacksmith.

As soon as I got it home, it made a bolt for the door

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A washed up Joe cole as well. And me being the naive fuck that I was at that time actually thought Liverpool could finish top 6

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He definitely likes his relationships to be short.

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Frankie Boyle went to the optician

Op: “Your eyesight has deteriorated quite a bit. But I wouldn’t worry”

FB: “Why is that?”

Op: “ Because I’m not you”

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