When Nuts magazine first released in Aus, they used some pornstar from back in the day (too long ago to remember her name) and Chopper Reed as the Agony Aunt/Uncle. The first letter was from some dude stressing about going to a school reunion but had done nothing with his life and worried how to impress others. She wrote to hire an escort siting the usual rubbish about having the hottest woman there.
Chopper Reed said to forget the escort, as they would likely ditch him if he was as boring as he sounded in the letter. Better idea was to hire 2 bodyguards, and dress up in a top suit then spend the night giving vague and non commital answers to any questions about what he did for a living, as at least the bodyguards would take the job seriously and stick to protecting him for the full night.
