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An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening
with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking
for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old man said, “No, I’d like to see something more special.”
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought
another ring over. “Here’s a stunning ring at only $40,000” the jeweler
said. The young lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, “We’ll take it.”
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, “By
cheque. I know you need to make sure my cheque is good, so I’ll write it now
and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I’ll pick the ring
up Monday afternoon,” he said.
Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man. “There’s no money in that
account.”
“I know,” said the old man, “But let me tell you about my weekend…”
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A little boy walks into his parents’ room to see his mom on top of his
dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts,
worried about what her son has seen.
She dresses quickly and goes to find him.
The son sees his mom and asks, ‘What were you and Dad doing?’
The mother replies, ‘Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and
sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it.’
‘Your wasting your time,’ said the boy.
‘Why is that?’ the mom asked puzzled.
‘Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her
knees and blows it right back up.’
Hope this thread is okay with this…
CornwallLive reported that there were rumours flying about that the poster would be replaced with one advertising Burger King’s “Flame-grilled Whoppers”, but added that these could not be substantiated in time for publication.
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The people on that boat post on this forum, that is for sure … 
Speak for yourself! 
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Oh to have been the driver.
That must be fake.
Cyclists are such nice people who do no wrong.
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Jeremy Vine is a cyclist, and he is highlighting bad cyclist behavior. Good for him.
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