The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards

Not quite sure if this belongs here, the Scottish footie thread, or politics.

Anyway, this afternoon Celtic fans passed their verdict on Douglas Ross, Scottish Conservative leader and football referee:

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A 16yr old in my house has just said…wth is he doing…

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Looking at the audience just made me realise I’m no longer 16.

I’d suggest McGuinness, Adams and others like them who Celtic fans have cheered, supported and even worshipped are worse cunts.
Vile fan base

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Big Yin, very good above, thank you. It was also interesting to remember and try to name as many members of the audience as I could.

It’s funny how our parents influence us, but my dad thought Billy Connolly was superb, and I remember as a young lad staying up to watch him on Parkinson.

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I usually play it safe with 55

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Put yer foot down, nearly through!

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Sam Smith is rumoured to be the leading role for a totally new direction for the Jeepers Creepers movies.

Nowadays, you’re more likely to be filmed than helped

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The other thing I’ve noticed is that if you go arse-over-tit when you’re young you “fall over”. When you get old you “have a fall”.

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