The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards

It’s a trap lads.

She has no eyes!

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And how many fluid ounces of tomato sauce??

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Beans are not beans until you stir in and dissolve a teaspoon of Bovril into the pan
Mmmmm!

It’s a funny thing in a way. My dad always loved Bovril but would never mix it, his wife was always of the other side.

Basically, dad wouldn’t try it but ma might.

Had to read that a couple of times. Very good!

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Lots of differences of opinions in the UAE about a certain iconic Hanna-Barbera cartoon series.
People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do

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Just home from a weekend in the lakes. Most glorious place I’ve ever seen. Granted I’m biased and the Alps and Rockies are more impressive.

Anyway, made a point of coming up with a joke in every shop we called in based on their business. Remarked (in the outdoor clothing shop) that during their recent flood they must have hosted a hell of a Regatta. Went so far over her head she looked like a pygmy.

But the best was this lunch time. Went to Hill Top. The following was straight off the top of my head. Asked if they ever heard of the Hawkshead lady who made her own earthenware jugs, filled them with the product of brewing hops barley and yeast and juggling with them.

Come on, picture of a pound coin to the winner.

Was told to leave in the book shop but that was bound to happen.

Your new avatar, you’ve lost the mullet I see.

Eh??? Never mind, think I got it.
Beer tricks Potter = Beatrix Potter

Just love Gerald cracks me up every time I see hear him lol

One of my clan members in a PC game is username is Hugh Janus

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true story here but the aussie spread ‘vegemite’ was originally called Pawill…

marmite, but parwill.

truth.

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