I had no idea which thread to post this in, so…
Remote Kiss, a bizarre phone accessory that recently hit the Chinese market, allegedly allows users to experience the intimacy of kissing even when they are thousands of miles apart.
That’s going to get some reaction, I fear!
I call it an ascenseur and think i’m in europe.
A little monotone isn’t it, I’d throw used bog paper over it.
Should have been Holding and Julian Dicks alongside eachother lol
Nicky Butt wouldn’t look bad either 
1 Like
I don’t think I’d last that long anymore. 
or 
@Redbj
This might help your overnight problem??
really just depends on when i stop watching repeats of the game…
3 Likes
He had shorts on! 
2 Likes
I was just reminded of a tattoo I saw on a Geordie football fan last night. It consisted of a black and white football club crest with the words, “Newcastle Untied” written below it.
I’m assuming that he must have had some discount from his dyslexic tattoo artist.
1 Like