The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards

For clarity, this was a quote from the Twitter thread, not my opinion……

https://twitter.com/carlimorton/status/1658476665222344712?s=20

But true.
On Twitter, you can control to an extent what appears in your feed.
You’ll only see what the cesspit of idiots post if you’ve chose to follow them or go looking for it.

I guess I do like the masculine smell of Twitter. Come on you comedy geniuses, what’s the punchline?

Musk :roll_eyes:

Well done Caro.

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Thought I was Groucho?

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I don’t remember Roy Hodgson playing for us back then…

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Dumbest thief ever?
Should have landed on his head and done the world a favour.

https://twitter.com/crazyclipsonly/status/1658897670944030722

Nice channelling of your inner empathy.

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Kid breaks leg after making terrible life choice. Hilarious stuff.

Surprise surprise :roll_eyes:

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It’s called empathy. You ought to try it.

Darwin award right there.

Darwin Award is for people who kill themselves in an absurdly stupid fashion.

This lad didn’t die. He was only injured.

Sorry to disappoint.

I do, regularly.
For people who deserve it