The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards

[Dutch]

That’s me when the missus drives …

[aussielad]

@Dutch

That’s me when the missus drives …

I also get like that when your missus drives

[RedWhippet]

This just came up on my Facebook timeline. It’s German comedian, Martina Hill, grooming her dog. No knowledge of German required:

Hundepflege | Knallerfrauen mit Martina Hill

[Klopptimist]

Wondered where that was going

[Retro_Helix]

https://twitter.com/sid_lambert/status/1667056748367159296

[Klopptimist]

[legalalien]

Think the Ev should snap him up.[quote=“Retro_Helix, post:4826, topic:176, full:true”]
https://twitter.com/sid_lambert/status/1667056748367159296
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[koptician]

[aussielad]

[koptician]

[RedOpium]

[RedOpium]

[RedOpium]

Wears a mask but no skirt or leggings.

[gasband]

[RedWhippet]

Not a meme. I actually have to share a house with this arsehole of a creature:

[RedOpium]

Some have bowls for food and drinks for their pets.

[RedWhippet]

@cynicaloldgit

Was he out on the lash last night?

He was out doing something last night. The garden looks like the set of a slasher movie.

[sandsoftime]

Not sure it would do this if it had that infamous motorway services ‘Log’ in it though… You should try replicating one and leave it for 24hrs or so…!
Cat would never set paw in your bathroom again :0)

[aussielad]

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