I remember Wet & Wild on the Gold Coast did a 1st day launch for their new wave pool back in the 80’s by showing Jaws on a big screen in the pool.
The number of little shits swimming underwater and grabbing peoples legs was insane.
And no, I was not 1 of those little shits. I was too young to go in by myself 
Arh so you were only a little nipper ?
And a hammerhead shark at that😬
I was there with my daughters last year! Great water park!
How stoned do you have to be to think $150 for an ice cream snadwich is good value?
#AskingForAMate
Stoned enough to spell sandwich wrong?
To be fair he thought it was six-foot long!
where do you buy a 6ft freezer?
Not seen this posted elsewhere, though it could go in about 8 different threads.
https://twitter.com/Exploding_Heads/status/1686382798268239872?t=J4ZtpFZLD5ja9qhmvvX2Sg&s=19
Guide dogs … 
This is @Klopptimist on the politics thread
Apart from the church, he’s right.
