The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards

[koptician]

[Klopptimist]

Or Beablebroxes as we know them

[RedWhippet]

[koptician]

[koptician]

[cynicaloldgit]

“You didn’t let me finish: you’ll be hot, sticky and very wet by the time I’m done with you.”

[Commando]

I bet you say that to all the girls?

[koptician]

@cynicaloldgit

Nah. Too old for that shit.

[aussielad]

Have you heard about the new origami porn channel?

It’s paper view

[Retro_Helix]

[koptician]

My mate goes “Man’s just looking to…get wet. That’s all”

[Sithbare]

[aussielad]

[aussielad]

[aussielad]

[Klopptimist]

Had a bumper sticker once, couldn’t resist it.

God loves you, everybody else thinks you’re an idiot.

[aussielad]

I remember a lot of the tourist shops on Gold Coast years ago would have t-shirts with

Jesus Loves You - Everyone Else thinks You’re A C__t!

[koptician]

[koptician]

[odin_telamon]