The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards

Honestly how did the ladies survive this much upheaval on their bodies! I’m guessing they had kids starting much younger than what is considered usual nowadays.

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https://twitter.com/DirtyFootbaIIer/status/1702999620907851808?t=SGpBKqsVBPQHOi2BPGkPfQ&s=19

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Did that phrase come up in Duolingo?

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We’ve got them’ - Michail Antonio shares brave Liverpool and West Ham season prediction

“I am backing myself over Liverpool,” he said on the Footballer’s Football Podcast. Antonio continued: "You know what, I think we are going to finish higher than Liverpool this season. I’m putting it out there.

“I watched the game [Wolves vs Liverpool] because it was before our game and Wolves could have run away with it! They had quite a few opportunities. We’ve got them this weekend and it’s a six-pointer. We’ve got them!”

Thought thia belonged here :rofl::rofl:

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I phoned my wife and asked if she wanted me to pick up Fish and Chips on my way home, she just grunted at me.

I think she still regrets letting me name the twins…

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https://x.com/TomMayhew/status/1703796767303598383?s=20

Jesus wept.

I think it is safe to say, we now have definitive evidence that the USA as an experiment has proven to be a complete and utter failure and should be wiped from existance :wink:

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