The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards

Bit hypocritical of me, given that I’ve visited NY a few times, but yes.
Cesspit of a country.


Be careful when studying statistical mechanics!

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Actually, it’s the next line, “Perhaps it will be wise to approach the subject cautiously.”

It would be interesting to know if there is something fundamentally depressing about statistical mechanics.

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Just got called into HR at work due to my use of FYI in the office.

I dont mean For Your Information, i was telling a colleague Fuck You Idiot

Q: Why does a dog lick its balls?
A: Because it can!

Q: Why does a dog lick your face?
A: To get the taste of cock out of its mouth!

Nah! just drives you mad! :crazy_face:

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Iron Man, Thor, and the Hulk go to IKEA and get some furniture in…Avengers Assemble

We just need to rip up the declaration of independence and impose Tory rule under His Majesty Charle’s governance.

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When listening to people I always find myself looking at their shoelaces. If they are tied I do wonder who tied them, if they are not tied I just think well there you go!

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Pratchett: Light a fire for a man and he’s warm for the night. Set him on fire and he’s warm for the rest of his life.

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