Oh shit
Back by popular request:
For anyone struggling when trying to lose weight.
Try the Surstromming fish diet.!
Woman and a bloke are having sex for the first time.
The woman suggests a 69 that she’s heard about and explains what it is.
The bloke is well up for it and they get into position.
They’ve been going a few seconds when she farts in his face.
That stinks he says. She apologizes and they carry on.
Minute later she farts in his face again.
Stop he says I cant carry on.
You not enjoying it? she asks.
I am he says but I cant take another 67 of those.
Sounds like a personal experience Walshy lad.
I cant stop laughing!!!
Sitting on the couch watching tv with the missus, I hear the text notification. Realising I’ve left my phone in the kitchen, I get up to check it.
The missus text read: Bring the chips on your way back!
Smart lady
Epic
After yesterday that is superb.
Ditto…anything to try and make us smile
It’s back!!!
How you been?
That’s 100% true that is.