The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards

Oh shit
:joy:

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Back by popular request:
For anyone struggling when trying to lose weight.
Try the Surstromming fish diet.! :rofl:

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Woman and a bloke are having sex for the first time.
The woman suggests a 69 that she’s heard about and explains what it is.
The bloke is well up for it and they get into position.
They’ve been going a few seconds when she farts in his face.
That stinks he says. She apologizes and they carry on.
Minute later she farts in his face again.
Stop he says I cant carry on.
You not enjoying it? she asks.
I am he says but I cant take another 67 of those.

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Sounds like a personal experience Walshy lad.

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I cant stop laughing!!!

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Sitting on the couch watching tv with the missus, I hear the text notification. Realising I’ve left my phone in the kitchen, I get up to check it.

The missus text read: Bring the chips on your way back!

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:rofl:
Smart lady

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image

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Epic
:rofl: :rofl:

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After yesterday that is superb.

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Ditto…anything to try and make us smile :thinking:

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It’s back!!!

How you been?

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That’s 100% true that is. :joy: :joy:

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