Two bike riding nuns return from a day out, and the younger says to the older “I’ve never come that way before” and the older says “It’s the cobblestones”
HaHa Lowton
Like the two nuns getting a bath in the dark…
One says to the other…" where’s the candle"
The other says… “It does doesn’t it”
Oh shit
I just booked a table for the missus and me for valantines day.
To be honest, I’m still not sure if she even likes snooker!
Gotta love a bit of Far Side!
smoking in a child’s bedroom. really? Or is that his bedroom?
If you thought trump was bad.
Just wait until someone tells Kim smoking is bad for you.
My girlfriend once broke up with me because I hid her wheelchair.
It’s ok though, I knew should would come crawling back
Reminds me of a classic…
Bloke comes home from work one night and finds his suitcases packed in the hall. He can hear his girlfriend crying upstairs, so he rushes up to find out what’s going on.
“Charlotte, sweetheart, what’s the matter?”
“Go away! Leave me alone!”
“Why? What have I done?”
“I… I’ve just found out you’re a paedophile!”
“Oh… that’s a long word for a six year old, isn’t it!”