The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards

Gary Neville going over to the Arse! (in his old age). :rofl:

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At that price most definitely!

I’m not a wine drinker, but even if I was, why the fuck would you even need that many bottles?

https://twitter.com/weirddalle/status/1753072276982124893

It’s just showing off.

Serves him right for storing his bottles in such a ridiculous manner.

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Just shout fetch!

With the amount of chairs in the background it looks to me like some sort of hospitality setting

Looks like whoever designed and whoever made the wine cellar were drunk when they did it!

The initial collapse is excluded from that video, more context here:

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Yeah having a cellar is big in Adelaide and most old homes have one underground. I can’t stand the modern twist which is to have a glass ‘cellar’ adjacent the informal dining/living - so posey.

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I have a wine cellar in our basement. Small room, terracotta flooring, perfect temp, the wine is stored horizontally on racks, two layers deep.

I probably have about 100 bottles down there, and the capacity is small compared to loads you see, I think 144 bottles. We could triple it by storing wine on the other two walls but just the back wall is more than enough.

We’ve been in various wine clubs over the years and if we find something we really like we might get a case.

It’s a bit of a hobby too, stemming back from living in the UK and traveling a bit more and developing a taste for certain things.

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Why is morning wood not called breakfast in bed?

https://twitter.com/TheFigen_/status/1753463035946299405

The dog one was perfect timing. They should have had our beachball goal.

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Yip.

https://twitter.com/NoContextHumans/status/1754210714359836722