I remember seeing a letter in a science magazine (it may have been The New Scientist) whereby it was postulated that as toast always lands butter side down, and that cats always land on their feet; if a piece of buttered toast was attached to the back of a cat, would it create a perpetual motion machine?
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It took me a minute to get that! I think it’s so long since I’ve had to show workings on maths that I’ve forgotten how it works.
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Surely a wind up?
Please?
Yes, I’ve seen them post things like that which they describe as “dark humour”. It actually fails on both counts.
Just come back from Asda. There was a group of teenagers outside like “excuse me Mr will you get us 20 Richmond, please, they wont serve us!” So I agreed to do it anyway, thinking thats my good deed done for the day.
Anyway Ive gone in and got them and when I handed them over they started effing and blinding at me! If that’s what good deeds get you with the young folk of today, they can get their own fucking sausages next time!!
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