The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards

I feel sorry for the poor bloke who ends up with her one day.

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Kept waiting for them to ascend something

The bloke would probably deck the ice cream man, I mean £9 for 2 ice creams would have me in a right state!

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Scummy brexit voting underclass.

https://twitter.com/TicTocTick/status/1802032079250579702

The mind boggles.

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@cynicaloldgit et al., some of you may appreciate the culinary aspect…

https://youtube.com/shorts/rKANnKDu5-o?si=KfIWeRhhz3PadgSi

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“I don’t think” spot fucking on

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Seen booking a flight :airplane: to Saudi Arabia :saudi_arabia:.

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Jesus didn’t just weep, he burst into tears

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I think i would be envious. 9 years old and has a better idea of an item’s true worth than my wife.

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Ain’t, well bad and bloody ell.
Now whom should we blame? Tony blair? Boris? Rishi? Mogg? Truss? Trump? Damn those leaders who should have ensured that all parents are upto the job……

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https://x.com/deadlinedaylive/status/1803524948360831233?s=46&t=o3XUPKxiqJH7KZYdWMCtqg

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Up early this morning to catch sunrise on the Summer solstice here in Wales.

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