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What’s a female shark called?

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Shakira
(note: please don’t ban me)

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When I was a kid I was given 50 cents and I could go to the local shops and get 2 family packs of chips, a bottle of coke, 5 bags of lollies, 4 big wagon wheels and a packet of smokes allegedly for my Dad…

Can’t do that these days…

Too many f@#*ing security cameras

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I’m staying out of this

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https://x.com/FootballJOE/status/1805277499317801053?t=uG8KFkHeWDyHUCDPFgzbnw&s=08

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Both will take all of your money.

VW will be less likely to leave you for your best mate, so I’d say they’re pretty smart :zipper_mouth_face:

I’m sensing you’ve had relationship issues?

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I don’t know. Do you remember that film about the demonically possessed VW Beetle?

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Herbie?

Truth be told, one will leave black dribbles and puddles on your driveway. Not sure about the other one.

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There was Bumblebee as well.

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This is disgustingly unrealistic.

The seagull isn’t even sitting down ffs.

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If only it were true:Chemicals for livestock production online | Lerochem.eu

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