The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards

[RedWhippet]

[RedWhippet]

I would strongly advice using Google Translate in Wales. I tried to order 100 coffee beans and all it got me was a punch on the nose:

https://www.google.com/search?q=google+translate+coffee+beans+100+in+welsh

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https://x.com/ChrisO_wiki/status/1820883110546043112

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How big are the ducks?

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[aussielad]

seems like good advice

[cynicaloldgit]

There are some absolute gems here:

35 Hilarious Chinese Translation Fails

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Don’t threaten me with a good time

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https://x.com/Londonblue_2/status/1820568002154357098

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What do you call an Italian sex worker?

Spoiler

A Pastatute

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https://x.com/francis_scarr/status/1821531460647727516

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https://x.com/G_Yakovleff/status/1821310189343051883

[TheMaestro]

https://x.com/fubarhumor/status/1821970681871135226?t=sD9N7U_VukHEspRVFyvZrg&s=19

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https://x.com/ConeOfArc/status/1823049987514581294

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https://x.com/paddypower/status/1823266406558818513

[Sithbare]

@SBYM haha.