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Warning
Please do not watch before, during or after eating…
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Reminds me of that Michael Mcintyre joke:
My wife and I both made a list of five people we could sleep with. She read hers out: ‘One, George Clooney; two, Brad Pitt; three, Justin Timberlake; four, Jake Gyllenhaal; five, Johnny Depp.’ I thought, I’ve got the better deal here: ‘One, your sister…’
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I opened a nighclub for guys with erectile dysfunction.
It was a total flop…and nobody came
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Where do fathers keep their jokes?
In a dad-a-base
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