The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards

Your grandson is a handsome lad.

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The pedantic logic nerd in me wants to say that should be Sttwo.

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Me too :rofl:

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Co-Op unveil the real reason why they were extending their shop on the Holyhead road:

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A couple goes to Spain for a vacation. After a full day they decide to go to a nice restaurant. As they’re seated at their table, they notice the couple next to them gets served with a platter with two of the largest meatballs they had ever seen. They called the waiter over to ask what the dish is.

The waiter explains they have good taste. The meatballs are actually the bull testicles from the bull fight earlier that day. The fella says, they really look good, we’ll have the same. Oh, sorry senor but there is only one serving each day. If you come early and place your order tomorrow morning, we will hold them for you.

The couple come in the next evening and are served the platter with the “meatballs”. The guy calls the waiter over and says, these are really good but they are much smaller than the “meatballs” on the platter yesterday. The waiter replies, sorry senor, but sometimes the bull wins.

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A man walkd into a library and asks the librarian “Do you have any books on Pavlov’s dog and Schrodinger’s cat?”

The librarian says “It rings a bell, but I’m not sure of it’s here or not”

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The Lotto

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