Glad he clarified that. I was thinking the cat liked the vet more than it’s owner
Two nuns are driving to church when a naked man jumps in front of their vehicle, flashing himself to them.
The elder nun says to the younger nun: ‘Quick, show him your cross’
Young nun: ‘Hey mister, get out of the fu**ing way!!!’
A white guy, a black guy, and a Chinese guy go to work at a coal mine.
When they arrive, the manager assigns each of them a task. The white guy, Frank, is in charge of digging.
The black guy, Jamaal, is in charge of transportation.
The Chinese guy, Wong, is in charge of supplies.
They get to work and everything is going smoothly. Frank is digging up the coal at a rapid pace. Jamaal is quickly transporting the coal and the two have quite the efficient operation going.
Slowly, Frank’s pick begins to go dull and his shovel handle is breaking off. Jamaal’s transportation cart has a rickety wheel and they need replacements from their supplies man, Wong. However, Wong is nowhere to be found. In fact, no one has seen him all day long since each was assigned their duties. Frustrated, Frank and Jamaal go to find the manager and explain the situation. The manager is equally upset.
The three of them go about the mine looking for Wong. They search high and low, but Wong can’t be found anywhere. Extremely frustrated and about to give up, they decide to take a look down a dark, abandoned shaft. They peek their heads in and suddenly Wong jumps out of nowhere and yells, “SUPPLIES!!!”
When my brother was at school, there were two children in his class called Susan Wong and David White.
It caused much amusement when the teacher read out the attendance register, “White… Wong…”
